Writing
The New Yorker
The Sherman Oaks Review of Books
The Sack of Troy
Man Failing Song on Guitar Hero Swears He Can Play It on Real Guitar
Man Struck by Lighting Gains Ability to Tell Same Damn Story for 20 Years
Trump and Aides Play Pin the Signature on the Executive Order
Spring Admit Orientation Just Pile of Flyers and Open Bag of Oreos
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Raid Campus, DPS: “Suspicious Activity. Stay Away from Area”
Local Man Takes Home Legendary Haul of 37 Copies of ‘Jack Reacher’ from Black Friday Sale
Man Sadly Eats Entire ‘Brownie Explosion’ For Three By Himself
Busty 10-Point Buck Has Back Problems, Gets Antler Reduction Surgery
How to Talk to a Woman Who Has a 100ft Restraining Order on You
Student Excited to Relearn All the Spanish Forgotten Over Summer
Student Stuck Home Over Summer Claws at Window Like Trapped House Cat
Poor Kid Without ‘Pokémon Go’ Just Throwing Rocks At Animals In Park
Local Man Mildly Miffed by Excessively Long Receipt After Buying One Thing
Man Pushed Out of Wheelchair Being Bad Sport About April Fools Prank
Student Pissed That There’s Still A Line for Panda Express During Spring Break
Outraged Area Man to Boycott Attending Oscars, Still Going to Watch It On TV
Line Goes Around the Block for ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip’ Premiere
Student Hastily Spends Remaining Dining Dollars on Overpriced Junk at Seeds
Student Returns from Break to Find Roommate In Only Slightly Different Spot from When He Left
Extras Break Loose on Film Set, Ruin the Million Dollar Shot
Cinema Students Protest Dental Students Using Their Coffee Bean
NASA Recalls Claim, Water on Mars Actually Just Leak In Rover